- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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