Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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it's funny because it's funny

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obama is a good president

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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