Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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:O + :P = 69

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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your mother is so lesbian

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I said I hate niiggers

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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