theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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