One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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WNBA

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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A man penetrates another man.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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