Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Anti Joke

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