what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Shltskc gw? G

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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