What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Turkey Balls

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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