What can make you pee? Liquid

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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AIDS

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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A car walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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