Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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