a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Your gay

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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