What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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joke

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gay rights

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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