There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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This sentence is a lie.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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