Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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