- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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