What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Women's rights...

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