what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

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