- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

cats are pussies

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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