All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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