What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Justin Beiber

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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