- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Women's Rights

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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