What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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