Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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hi penis ham telephone

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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