So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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