Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Two muffins are in an oven, and one muffin says to the other "It sure is getting hot in here". the other muffin says "holy crap, a talking muffin."

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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