women's rights.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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