Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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8--------------------- penis

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