Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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George W. Bush

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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