What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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