i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Womans baksetball...

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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