How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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SEX

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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