Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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i cant think of one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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We are lawyers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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the real mccoy

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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