- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Cancer.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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