How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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this is not a joke.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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I am very humble.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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