- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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