- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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