last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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