When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Mexicans working in an office

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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