:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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