what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What is cold? Winter

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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