What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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