Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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