What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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