Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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robin, get in the car.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Indians

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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How are you this morning?

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Anti Joke

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