What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Women rights.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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