Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Mitt Romney penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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