Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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