What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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try slamming a revolving door

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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