Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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