a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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