Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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KONY 2012

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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