- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

4/20.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Chayton

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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