why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What you reading? reading?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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