Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Lil' Wayne

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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