What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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