koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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