What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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:O + :P = 69

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Thumbs this up

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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