Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You toss him a flotation device.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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