Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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pineapples

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Anti Joke

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