Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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I like jokes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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shut up

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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