Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Fruitcake

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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