How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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