Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Hello

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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