How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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