A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Anti Joke

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