A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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