What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Anti Joke

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