Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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