Giving birth to the antichrist

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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boo

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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