What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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