A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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