How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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sadf

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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penis

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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