Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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hello

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Jews for Jesus

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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hi jonny

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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