Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Canida

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Well, this is fun.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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