Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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