A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Knock Knock Come in

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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