like my drawing of a white person?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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Nickelback

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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