- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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