Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Small Penis.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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