Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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#scabbers

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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womens rights

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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