A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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