When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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