- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What is long and black? The line at KFC

There's my tractor.

how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Banana

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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