Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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banana

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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who is mark

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Spotto

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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