What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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The WNBA.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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