What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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read this

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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