why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Potato salad

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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