Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Homo say what?

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Har har hey

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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