wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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One terrible stormy night, the citizens of Ristoville were hiding from the monsterous lightning cloud approaching them. Little Jonny Harrison, however, was not afraid. This boy had been bullied from the ripe young age of about 14 months by his closest friend, Uncle Oliver, who happens to be a Catholic Priest. Jonny wanted to face the storm, with 6 years behind him, he thought it bizzare that anything worse than Uncle Oliver's magical basement could be brought unto him. He grabbed his supply of Cheese and Onion Quavers, a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Flavoured Ribena, his pretend mobile, a 10ft long metal conductor and his pet grape, "Christopher", and set out for the journey of his life. He told his terminally ill mother that he is going for the adventure of a lifetime, his dad that he wishes him well, and finally, his Grandmother, Rosie Harrison, who has had a severe addiction to meth for almost 25 years now, who has had over 13 interventions and countless attempts at suicide, that he loves her with all of his strong, brave heart, and to hang in there. Little Jonny Harrison takes his first step outside, facing the eye of storm with a little bit of pee in his pants, squeezes his Ribena, slightly squirting it and throwing it heroicly to the drooping wet grass, and screams to the cloud, at the top of his lungs, the words, "I am unstoppable!". Jonny died of HIV induced AIDS and his Uncle was given three to five years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation and consistent domestic abuse and paedophillia. His Grandmother, Rosie, also died later that day.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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