What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Knock knock, come in.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Ms Leong Sux

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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