Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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