What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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9/11.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anne Frank.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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