yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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