What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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