Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Anti Joke

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