There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What flys? A fly

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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