Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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GONNA

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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