Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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one stop shop

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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