What's 9+10? 19.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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