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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Type 2 diabetics

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Your mom.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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