Sarah Palin.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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