why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Jersey Shore

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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I'm gay.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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im telling maguire

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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