whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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poop

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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