What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Tell you something funny.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

poop

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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