What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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