A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Tacos

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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