Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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