Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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being sober in a bar fight

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Your mam is so fat.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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