Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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