- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

Knock knock! Yes?

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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