Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Julian Ha.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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