Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Anti Joke

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