- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Your mother is so fat.

Your're racist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??