what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Black History Month

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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