Obama getting elected in 2012.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Obama

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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lybia

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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