This is not a joke.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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