What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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