How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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