-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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