You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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