Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Cleveland winning something

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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