Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Ol-ive

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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haha

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Anti Joke

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