What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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It says so on your cap.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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poopy is poopy

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Anti Joke

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