why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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anne hatthaway

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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first

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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penis that is all

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