knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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The AIDS patient was gay

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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What's big and white?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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42, that is all

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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