Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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George Bush.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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