HELLO EVERYONE

thumb_up thumb_down -20

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

thumb_up thumb_down -11

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

thumb_up thumb_down -10

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops