How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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