Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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pull my finger (farts)

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woman's rights

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Why did I get raped

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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