How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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i like cats

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Chicken

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Your existance.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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