Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why did the jew die Really...

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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whats forever alone me

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