Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Jews

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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