How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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bees knees

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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And more;

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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The Game.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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