What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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A women president

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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