what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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american government

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Anti Joke

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