whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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i am predestal

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Hail Heetluh

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