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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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