Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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David Cameron

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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