Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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baskets

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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