What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Lets go Yankees

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

There's no "i" in tim.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

The government

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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