What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Popsicles

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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