Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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