Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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