How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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a potato flew around my room

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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