A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Good to see you today!

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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