- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

A train poops its pants.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

THE GAME

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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