- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

I C U P White stuff

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

This is not a joke.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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