What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Ms Leong Sux

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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I told you it would happen

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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