Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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<=3 penis

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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