What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Brittney Spears

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Child Prostitution.

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your all shit at jokes

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Anti Joke

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