-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What is a dog? Bark

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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woman's rights

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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im gay

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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