how does peploe get around they walk

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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