Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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