What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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a potato flew around my room

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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