how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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one day i went to bed

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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