Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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