What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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