A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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two fish are in a tank.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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