what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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