Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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A French man gets into a fight

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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more chocolate?

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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