Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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