roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Dozer has a soul

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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austins gay lolololol

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Anti Joke

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