What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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WILLYS

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Emily Walker.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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