Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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FUCK YOU

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Barack Obama

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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