Feminism.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Brad Fuller!

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Gay republicans

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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