Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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oh hai

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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