Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Hi my name is Jim

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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