What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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su algato es en fuego

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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You're a frog

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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