What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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SHUT UP JP

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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