A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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