Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Women's rights.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Anti Joke

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