Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Dogs in my home.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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