Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

im black

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What is the difference?

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

JFK

Cripples are lame.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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