why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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hi jonny

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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