A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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since when?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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WNBA

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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