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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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