What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Anti Joke

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