what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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