- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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