When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Cancer.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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