A homosexual walks into a church

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nolan is gay

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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im a selling a car

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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