This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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have safe sex

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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