your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

thumb_up thumb_down -4

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

thumb_up thumb_down +2

lets bomb africa

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

thumb_up thumb_down +47

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops