Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Jake Bowar

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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