Q: What's the point? A: .

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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