How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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